After getting tired of training the Cream of the Crop, Professor Pain left the confines of his gym and set off on a quest to find the most face melting sound ever. His goal was to cripple his foes! He searched far and wide. From every gym-based sparring match to barroom brawl his thirst for perfection remained unquenched and he always left victorious yet unfulfilled. Then, when all hope seemed to be lost, he stumbled upon the fragmented pieces of the dissociative identify disorder of Mick Foley rendered in flesh -golems of mayhem incarnate.